Starting off with a joke..

Well they always have all these studies that say sense of humour is the trait a woman loves the most. So Why not start off with a joke?

WHAT?? Your joke was about raping the woman reading your profile??? Well then! uhhh…   ….  ……………………………………..

At least he doesn’t rush anything on the first date.. except for the rape.. apparently.

About the Author

Eric McClaster - Eric McClaster, Eric to his friends. Studies in at Toronto University where he is getting his Masters in Engineering Biology. He also is the proud husband of a hippie wife and adopted mentally retarded child. He one day hopes to get a free house from Extreme Makeover, the television show.