Archive for May, 2010

  • Falling down at the finish line

    He was so close. Like, 96% to having a nice normal ad. He seems nice, positive… but then he posted this picture.. What the hell is going on here? It looks like he is getting a lap dance from a preteen stripper?? Am I the only one...

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  • I LIKE LAMP!

    I don’t know what it means either.. How can someone be so impressive with only one sentence! The Job is a special treat! I guess there is something to be said about having a bit to much of a sense of humour.  I love the concept...

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  • Either he is Foreign or creepy as hell.

    Remember that scene from “Silence of the labs” Where you see Buffalo Bill dressing up as a woman and you got that creepy chill? I kind of get it from this ad. I do like his tie though, he kind of looks like a villain from...

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  • Be Aggressive!

    Be Aggressive!

    Once and awhile like winning the lottery you just seem to run into a profile that has everything right. My Personal favorites about this profile Asking for a picture when not having one Subtly suggesting the men in her life try to get her help and she doesn’t...

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  • Ever been to a bad one person theatre show?

    Everyone has that artsy friend where for some reason, usually loyalty or a promise of dinner afterward  you end up in a theater that seems vaguely like urine watching someone to an awful one person show. What if we converted this experience to a personal...

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  • Im a nice girl.. but..

    I like this profile.. well the first half of it… I love the second half. I really love the concept of having to threaten retribution to anybody you might possibly date… “Look i’m a nice girl. but you are gong to fuck with me someday.....

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  • Mixed Messages.

    Her Sexuality isn’t the only thing that is confusing with this profile. Here are some of my questions and I am just scratching the surface here? Is that a guy or a girl in those pictures? Are they trying to pee in the sink in that photo? Are...

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  • Bad Friends

    Well here is a nice guy who wants new friends and not to sound like a twat. Lets hope he gets the new friends anyway…  despite sounding like a twat.

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  • TACO BELL & DANCING, BABY!

    Well here is a really exciting guy, he is really excited!!! He is ready to get into dating HARDCORE!!! YEAH!! LETS DO IT. HE IS GOING TO DATE YOU LIKE A 400 POUND LEG PRESS BABY. I love his attitude, but his date really? Taco Bell...

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  • Starting off with a joke..

    Well they always have all these studies that say sense of humour is the trait a woman loves the most. So Why not start off with a joke? WHAT?? Your joke was about raping the woman reading your profile??? Well then! uhhh…   ….  …………………………………….. At least he...

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